

Alternate-Universe SpongeBob: Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir, and I was wondering if I could have my, um.All mine, it's finally all mine! The Patties. I made them in the off chance that you'd decide to instigate some bun inspection today, Mr. Alternate-Universe SpongeBob: But you can take these Patties, sir.Plankton: The customer? I'll boil the customer in hot oil, and rip out his- I mean, yes, of course, for the lovely. Alternate-Universe SpongeBob: Because that Patty is for the customer, sir!.Alternate-Universe SpongeBob: I'm afraid you can't do that, Mr.Plankton: I'm gonna need to take one of these Patties back to my office for um, bun inspection.

Alternate-Universe SpongeBob: Yes, sir?.Plankton: Er, um, hey there, uh, SpongeBob. Alternate-Universe SpongeBob: There you are, sir.Alternate-Universe SpongeBob: Order up! Two deluxe Krabby Patties.and that means the life switcher was a success! The Krusty Krab is mine! Corporate casual! dear Neptune above, what happened last night? Huh, what's this? Mr. A-ha! Well, I hate to leave you, Karen, but you know what they say. Plankton: What a brilliant idea! Your parents must have been like, part computer or something.Karen: Then why don't you just use that "Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier" thing you built last Tuesday?.I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him. Just look at his daughter, she's as big as a whale! I wish I could be successful like Mr. Holographic meatloaf again! When am I gonna get some real food? Mr. Plankton: What do we got here? Oh, goody.Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go make yourself useful and synthesize me up some grub? Karen: So, typical day of failure, I see, huh, darling?.Huh! What's that? Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! So, it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch-competitor, Plankton! For a second there, I mistook you for a threat. Plankton: Reunited, and it's gonna feel so good! D'oh!.Ooh hoo-hoo-hoo! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Initiating launch sequence. Plankton: Ooh! You're all mine you sweet Krabby Patty.Old Man Walker: Oh! Pardon me, young lady.This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Algae's Always Greener" from Season 3, which aired on March 22, 2002. " SpongeGuard on Duty" List of episode transcripts
